What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 00:05

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
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Goldfinger
Octopussy
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What would you change in Rings of Power?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
What is your review of UST Global?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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